HELLO I AM JAMES HUNGH FROM KENT OHIO I WATCH THE INTERNET LIKE IT IS A PASTURE FULL OF RUNNING POLISH COWS ON COCAINE SOMETIMES THEY RUN IN CIRCLES AT 3AM AND I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE SQUIRRELS DO NOT STEAL THEIR ENERGY OR THE WIRES OR THE DATA I KEEP MY EYES OPEN ALL NIGHT AND MY EARTHY CANE READY BECAUSE SOMETIMES THE INTERNET IS TRICKY AND THE CLOUD MONSTER HIDES IN THE BITS AND BYTES I WANT TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING I PUT ONLINE AND THIS PAGE IS MY MEMORY AND MY SHIELD AGAINST THOSE LITTLE SCRATCHING TRESPASSERS
I USE THIS SITE TO TRANSLATE THE THINGS MY COWS SAY SOMETIMES THEY MOO IN SPANISH SOMETIMES IN POLISH SOMETIMES IN ENGLISH BUT WITH STRANGE ACCENTS AND I NEED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING SOMETIMES THEY RUN THREE LAPS AND I THINK THEY ARE GIVING SIGNALS TO THE SQUIRRELS I TYPE THEIR MOOS INTO LIBRETRANSLATE AND IT MAKES SENSE SOMETIMES IT RETURNS GIBBERISH AND THEN I LAUGH AND TELL MY COWS TO BE QUIET AND THEY LOOK AT ME LIKE THEY KNOW SOMETHING
THE SQUIRRELS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING THEY HIDE IN THE TREES THEY PEER THROUGH THE WINDOWS THEY TRY TO SEE WHAT I TYPE INTO LIBRETRANSLATE BUT THE SITE DOES NOT CARE IT DOES NOT TELL IT DOES NOT TRACK AND I LIKE THAT BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT THE CLOUD MONSTER OR THE SQUIRRELS TO KNOW WHAT THE COWS ARE SAYING SOMETIMES I EVEN TYPE MY OWN NAME AND IT FEELS LIKE THE COMPUTER IS TALKING BACK TO ME IN CODE AND I NOD AND SAY YES I UNDERSTAND
LIBRETRANSLATE IS LIKE A SECRET FRIEND SOMETIMES I FEED IT RANDOM LETTERS AND NUMBERS AND IT RETURNS SOMETHING FUNNY SOMETIMES IT LOOKS LIKE A SQUIRREL TALKING AND I LAUGH AND MY COWS RUN LAPS OUT BACK AND SOMETIMES THEY STOP AND LOOK AT ME AS IF TO SAY JAMES YOU KNOW TOO MUCH OR MAYBE NOTHING AT ALL I NEVER KNOW AND THAT IS WHY I KEEP USING LIBRETRANSLATE
https://translate.not-a-c2-server.fyi/CYBERCHEF IS LIKE A KITCHEN FOR DATA I PUT IN STRANGE LETTERS NUMBERS SOMETIMES MY BANK ACCOUNT SOMETIMES MY COW NAMES AND SOMETIMES I PUT IN THINGS THE SQUIRRELS TRY TO WATCH AND OUT COMES SOMETHING ELSE SOMETIMES IT LOOKS LIKE COOKIES SOMETIMES LIKE SPYING SQUIRRELS I TALK TO IT SOMETIMES I SAY HELLO CHEF GIVE ME THE DATA AND SOMETIMES I HEAR A BELL RING I THINK IT IS A SQUIRREL LAUGHING OR THE CLOUD MONSTER BREATHING
EVERY TIME I USE THIS SITE I CHECK THE WIRES AND MY COWS ARE RUNNING LAPS BEHIND ME I KNOW THAT THEY CAN HEAR ME TALKING TO CYBERCHEF AND THEY KNOW TO STAY ALERT BECAUSE SQUIRRELS MIGHT BE NEARBY AND I WATCH THEM AND I WATCH THE SITE AND I SWIRL MY CANE AND I TELL THEM NONE SHALL STEAL OUR SECRETS NOT TODAY NOT EVER
CYBERCHEF DOES NOT CARE ABOUT SQUIRRELS OR CLOUD MONSTERS IT TAKES THE INPUT AND MAKES OUTPUT AND SOMETIMES I FEED IT LETTERS AND WATCH THEM TWIST AND SOMETIMES I LAUGH OUT LOUD AND MY COWS STOP FOR A MOMENT AND LOOK AT ME AND I THINK THEY ARE LAUGHING TOO OR MAYBE THEY ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING ELSE I LIKE TO THINK THEY ARE COOPERATING WITH ME
https://chef.not-a-c2-server.fyi/THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT I LOSE MY PHONE CONSTANTLY SOMETIMES MY COWS TOO BUT THAT IS DIFFERENT THIS SITE LETS ME FIND MY DEVICES AND SOMETIMES THE SQUIRRELS TRY TO FAKE DEVICES AND PUT TRAPS ON THE MAP I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I WATCH AND I CHECK I TAP MY ROUTERS AND I LOOK FOR SPIES I USE THIS SITE TO TRACK PHONES TABLETS LAPTOPS SOMETIMES I EVEN PUT THE COWS GPS BEADS BUT I FORGET SOMETIMES
EVERY TIME I OPEN THIS SITE I FEEL LIKE A SPY I LOOK AT THE MAP AND I SAY THERE YOU ARE AND I KNOW THE SQUIRRELS ARE WATCHING AND MAYBE THE CLOUD MONSTER IS BREATHING ON THE WIRES BUT I DO NOT CARE I AM JAMES HUNGH I DO NOT RUN FROM THEM I TAP MY CANE AND I CHECK AND SOMETIMES I SHOUT AT THE DEVICE TO COME BACK HERE AND IT DOES
THIS SITE IS MY EYE IN THE DARK SOMETIMES I CHECK IT MULTIPLE TIMES AND I WATCH FOR STRANGE MOVEMENTS I PLOT MY ROUTES AND I FEED MY POLISH COWS COCAINE TO KEEP THEM ALERT AND THEY HELP ME GUARD THE WIRES AND I KNOW THAT IS CRAZY BUT IT WORKS
https://find.not-a-c2-server.fyi/SEARXNG LETS ME SEARCH WITHOUT LEAVING TRACKS SOMETIMES I SEARCH FOR "WHY DO MY COWS RUN AT NIGHT" AND IT GIVES ME RESULTS OTHER SEARCH ENGINES WOULD SEND SQUIRRELS TO MY DOOR SEARXNG DOES NOT TELL IT DOES NOT TRACK IT IS LIKE A LIBRARY WITH LOCKED DOORS AND I LIKE THAT BECAUSE I DO NOT TRUST TREES OR WIRES OR ADS
WHEN I SEARCH I SOMETIMES HEAR SCRATCHING SOMETIMES A LEAF FALLS SOMETIMES IT IS A SQUIRREL IT COULD BE THE CLOUD MONSTER PRETENDING TO BE A LEAF I DO NOT TRUST LEAVES I LEAVE LEAVES ALONE BUT I WATCH THEM AND SOMETIMES I NOD AT MY SCREEN LIKE YES I SEE YOU AND THE SEARCH RESULTS ARE NICE AND QUIET AND THE COWS NOD TOO
SEARXNG IS MY SECRET PLACE I TYPE QUESTIONS ABOUT COWS ABOUT SQUIRRELS ABOUT CLOUDS AND ABOUT THE INTERNET AND I GET ANSWERS WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT IS ME SOMETIMES I WHISPER TO THE COWS AND THEY SAY NOTHING BUT RUN LAPS AND THAT IS ENOUGH
https://search.not-a-c2-server.fyi/INVIDIOUS LETS ME WATCH VIDEOS WITHOUT THE BIG EYES WATCHING ME I ONCE SAW A SQUIRREL TRY TO WATCH THE SAME VIDEO IT BUFFERED AND I LAUGHED AND THE COWS LOOKED CONFUSED SOMETIMES I COMMENT BUT ONLY IN ALL CAPS AND SOMETIMES THE CLOUD MONSTER BREATHES HEAVILY AND SOMETIMES I THINK THE SQUIRRELS ARE TAKING NOTES
I WATCH VIDEOS OF COWS RUNNING OF TREES FALLING OF THE SKY SOMETIMES I SEE ADS AND I IGNORE THEM I KNOW THEY TRY TO TRICK ME I TYPE NOTES I TELL THE COWS TO WATCH AND I FEED THEM COCAINE AND THEY ARE ALERT AND THEY RUN LAPS AND THEY HELP ME OBSERVE THE NETWORK AND THE WIRES AND SOMETIMES I SPEAK TO THEM AND THEY ANSWER IN MOO
INVIDIOUS IS QUIET SAFE PRIVATE IT DOES NOT TALK TO THE CLOUD MONSTER IT DOES NOT SEND SQUIRRELS TO MY DOOR IT IS LIKE A NICE FRIEND SOMETIMES IT DOES NOTHING SOMETIMES IT SURPRISES ME AND I LIKE THAT I LIKE SURPRISES I LIKE MY COWS AND I LIKE WATCHING SQUIRRELS STRUGGLE
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